A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. That's funny!!!! What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! :) Seeya! You're enough of an asshat as it is. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. Did you understand that? An example of a copypasta is, "Don't care + Didn't ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L". Bye! But somewhere, it exists. Why can't I? Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. Wasn't it super? I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. Conversion Rate Calculator Choosing The Right Photos my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). Report abuse. RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. T-Shirt Marketing *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. Sothe plan is going to fail. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. Copypasta are long funny texts which are distributed over the internet by copy and paste. It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. End of story. Tag: roasting paragraph copy and paste. Won't that be fun? The first part of the trip was fairly easy. We saw two women, one white and one black who were arguing. Number Nine: Now it's just getting redundant, isn't it? Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. 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Its in the mail, I promise! Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. You believe that P.D.Q. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. It didn't. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. Where is the logic in this? (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. With our patented "spray". | 6.05 KB, YAML | Book Title Generator If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. See? The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) Newspaper Name Generator What a good idea! Never mind. May your day be shiney! This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. who keeps asking if you can hear him. It's stupid. Isn't vast a funny word? Recurring Revenue Calculator But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? What are the requirements to get a remote job in copywriting and digital marketing? Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". What an unbelievable event! It's a word. Okay. Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! ._2ik4YxCeEmPotQkDrf9tT5{width:100%}._1DR1r7cWVoK2RVj_pKKyPF,._2ik4YxCeEmPotQkDrf9tT5{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center}._1DR1r7cWVoK2RVj_pKKyPF{-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center;max-width:100%}._1CVe5UNoFFPNZQdcj1E7qb{-ms-flex-negative:0;flex-shrink:0;margin-right:4px}._2UOVKq8AASb4UjcU1wrCil{height:28px;width:28px;margin-top:6px}.FB0XngPKpgt3Ui354TbYQ{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:start;align-items:flex-start;-ms-flex-direction:column;flex-direction:column;margin-left:8px;min-width:0}._3tIyrJzJQoNhuwDSYG5PGy{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;width:100%}.TIveY2GD5UQpMI7hBO69I{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;color:var(--newRedditTheme-titleText);white-space:nowrap;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis}.e9ybGKB-qvCqbOOAHfFpF{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;width:100%;max-width:100%;margin-top:2px}.y3jF8D--GYQUXbjpSOL5.y3jF8D--GYQUXbjpSOL5{font-weight:400;box-sizing:border-box}._28u73JpPTG4y_Vu5Qute7n{margin-left:4px} Joe Sugarman Triggers Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. Who am I kidding. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. ._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa{margin-top:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._3EpRuHW1VpLFcj-lugsvP_{color:inherit}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa svg._31U86fGhtxsxdGmOUf3KOM{color:inherit;fill:inherit;padding-right:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._2mk9m3mkUAeEGtGQLNCVsJ{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;color:inherit} It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. Hey, I'm back again! It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? Seeya. I'm back. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. Ooooo! And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. I love the little tacos, I love them good! I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. This is chaos. i cannot feel my feet. The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. Although I acted like an idiot. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. Or whatever. And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff.